And he is shamelessly drunk and my dearest friend Katherine decides it would be a good idea to trip over his foot and spill beer on him. Unknown to me, he has already split on her later that evening. I look at him after finding out this and say "It must be fate."
Why i said anything, I shall never know because he starts chatting me up. He tells me that he's full Italian (better then Kat cause she's half, he says) and asks me what I am. So I say "Not Italian."
He turns me slightly and points to the door and says "There's the exit."
I turn back to him stunned and say, "Bitch, I own this bar, I'm Irish!"
Because we were in an Irish Bar.
So he continues to chat me up when he notices ~DEADRISEN-RELAPSE giving him the evil eye, looks at me and asks "Is that your friend?" I look up to see him, smile, then say "That's my boyfriend."
He looks horrified and says "OMFG he's twice my size!"
I laugh and start to put on my coat (it is nearing one now) and he looks at me and says "Hey so, if this thing doesn't work out, come to me for some Italian Sausage" but according to him, he meant cooking (yeah right).
So I shake his hand politely and say "It was nice to meet you." Cause, hell.
and as I walk away I hear him say, "Remember! Italian Sausage with meatballs!"

Yeah. It was a god night.

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